Post by Onzyy on May 8, 2010 4:44:50 GMT -6
Riding funnies my one friend published on Facebook
Define Endurance Ride.......
The end result when your horse spooks and runs away with you in the bush!
Define Equitation........
The ability to keep a smile on your face and proper posture while your horse tries to shy and flybuck with his head between his legs around the arena!!!!!
Define Withers........
The reason you'll seldom see a man riding bareback
Define Lungeing.........
A training method a horse uses on its owner with the purpose of making the owner spin in circles - rendering the owner dizzy and light-headed so that they get sick and pass out, so the horse can go back to eating!
Define a Saddle..........
An expensive leather contraption manufactured to give the rider a false sense of security. Comes in many styles, all feature built-in ejector seats.
Riding......
The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground!
Define Endurance Ride.......
The end result when your horse spooks and runs away with you in the bush!
Define Equitation........
The ability to keep a smile on your face and proper posture while your horse tries to shy and flybuck with his head between his legs around the arena!!!!!
Define Withers........
The reason you'll seldom see a man riding bareback
Define Lungeing.........
A training method a horse uses on its owner with the purpose of making the owner spin in circles - rendering the owner dizzy and light-headed so that they get sick and pass out, so the horse can go back to eating!
Define a Saddle..........
An expensive leather contraption manufactured to give the rider a false sense of security. Comes in many styles, all feature built-in ejector seats.
Riding......
The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground!
