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Post by .Rissa. on Dec 11, 2011 22:15:44 GMT -6
Okay, so, I was bored and I looked up some funny quotes. I just had to share these with you guys. Feel free to add some you might now! "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Will Rogers
"Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?" --anonymous
"Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb." -- Will Rogers
"A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it." --Unkown |
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Post by Stern on Dec 12, 2011 10:57:40 GMT -6
I agree with those quotes!  Very fun, thank you for sharing. |
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Post by Ω-Admin-Cara-Ω on Dec 13, 2011 3:50:29 GMT -6
Love the wet paint one, and OMG it is so true!!
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Post by heaver on Dec 13, 2011 13:34:50 GMT -6
"I'm too old to know everything" -Its by a satire writer and I can't remember his name at the moment |
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Post by .Rissa. on Dec 13, 2011 13:37:21 GMT -6
Lol! A similar deal that I heard in a Montgomery Gentry song was "I'm learning so much more than back when I knew it all."
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Post by Ω-Admin-Cara-Ω on Dec 14, 2011 1:09:25 GMT -6
"Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional" - no idea
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Very fun, thank you for sharing.
